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Surat Putus Cinta Dalam Bhasa Inglish Yg Melucukan

Posted by Mrbelia on 12:19 PM, 01-Aug-11  •  Comments (1)

Suratnya berbunyi begini:- Hi, My motive write dis letter to giv know u something. I want to CUT CONNECTION us. I saw u PLAY WOOD THREE in front my eyes. So, I break connection to PULL MY BODY from dis luv. I hav think about dis very COOK-COOK. I know I CLAP 1 HAND only. I don trust u again! U are... [Read More]

Kisah Sedih Lembu Dan Ayam

Posted by Mrbelia on 12:15 PM, 01-Aug-11  •  Comments (0)

Ayam : Manusia ni memang pentingkan diri sendiri! Lembu : Kenapa kau kata macam tu? Ayam : Tengoklah. Apa mereka buat kat aku! Lembu : Hah! Buat apa pulak? Ayam : Aku ni bertelur hari-hari. Aku cadang naklah dapat anak dua tiga ekor. Orang kata ada juga waris aku bila aku dah tak de nanti. Tapi manusia ni memang tak berhati perut. Hari-hari dia orang makan telor aku, macamana aku... [Read More]